January 2012
1 tag
wait for them to talk to you
they might only be on for a minute
oh just say hi
nah theyll say hi soon
hurry up
oh i know what to say
person goes offline
fadingamericandream-deactivated asked: you're stunning
Anonymous asked: Yea, really.
Anonymous asked: I dare you to fuck me.
When your teachers extends a due date
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
